Message 0: %t_grabbed_a_%c.
Message 1: %t_doused_a_%c...
Message 2: %n_was_smashed!
Message 3: %t_took_out_a_%c.
Message 4: %t_can't_put_it_down_here...
Message 5: Oww!_What_in_the_blazes_was_that?
Message 6: The_%c_is_soaked!
Message 7: The_%c_has_dried_up...
Message 8: %t_wonders_what's_so_dangerous_about_a_box...
Message 9: %t_should_probably_dry_up_the_%c_first...